Post by Harry Potter Junkie on Jul 9, 2006 17:41:02 GMT -5
(Note:The Snape and Lockheart one is my favorite.And Luscius and Voldy come in number two.)
"So, my Lord, what are we going to do tonight?" Lucius Malfoy asked.
"The same thing we do every night, Lucius. Try to take over the world!!" Voldemort cried dramatically.
"Of cause, of cause my Lord..."
Hermione: "Harry, honestly!" "This is madness." "You can´t possibly be that desperate and go to the ball with Rita Skeeter!"
"But you looked so much cuter with chipmunk teeth!" Harry cried, a moment before Hermione knocked him out of a window.
Snape and Lockheart sing "Why Can't We Be Friends?", arm in arm, after a night of heavy drinking at Hogsmeade.
"Hey, that's a really nice cape. Where'd you get it?" Harry asked the cloaked specter approaching him in the woods.
"Actually, Harry, the reason Snape hates you so much is because your mother dumped him for your father," said Dumbledore.
"Do you think Hagrid would notice if we fed Norbert to Fluffy?" asked Ron.
Snape needed extra money, so he posed in front of a Muggle camera, holding up a bottle of shampoo with a dour expression. "Use this. Or look like me," he said, his right eye twitching.
Hagrid wiped the tears from his eyes sadly. "I tell ya, Harry, if only You-Know-Who hadn't caught yer dad on the loo, he might 'ave 'ad a chance..."
Fred & George in Prof. McGonagall´s office: "So, exactly what do you mean by: -"We just wanted to make sure there are no additional pipes to the chamber of secrets in this part of the castle"- when drilling a hole into the wall to the girls bathroom?"
Hermione went to Madam Pomfrey with uncontrollable hiccups to see if she could do something to stop them. Madam Pomfrey examined her all over and then pronounced gravely, "I got news for you, Miss Granger. You're pregnant." At that news Hermione fainted on the spot, and when she finally came round a few minutes later she asked "Oh, dear - am i really pregnant?" - "Of cause not!" she said "But it has cured your hiccups, hasn't it?"
"So, my Lord, what are we going to do tonight?" Lucius Malfoy asked.
"The same thing we do every night, Lucius. Try to take over the world!!" Voldemort cried dramatically.
"Of cause, of cause my Lord..."
Hermione: "Harry, honestly!" "This is madness." "You can´t possibly be that desperate and go to the ball with Rita Skeeter!"
"But you looked so much cuter with chipmunk teeth!" Harry cried, a moment before Hermione knocked him out of a window.
Snape and Lockheart sing "Why Can't We Be Friends?", arm in arm, after a night of heavy drinking at Hogsmeade.
"Hey, that's a really nice cape. Where'd you get it?" Harry asked the cloaked specter approaching him in the woods.
"Actually, Harry, the reason Snape hates you so much is because your mother dumped him for your father," said Dumbledore.
"Do you think Hagrid would notice if we fed Norbert to Fluffy?" asked Ron.
Snape needed extra money, so he posed in front of a Muggle camera, holding up a bottle of shampoo with a dour expression. "Use this. Or look like me," he said, his right eye twitching.
Hagrid wiped the tears from his eyes sadly. "I tell ya, Harry, if only You-Know-Who hadn't caught yer dad on the loo, he might 'ave 'ad a chance..."
Fred & George in Prof. McGonagall´s office: "So, exactly what do you mean by: -"We just wanted to make sure there are no additional pipes to the chamber of secrets in this part of the castle"- when drilling a hole into the wall to the girls bathroom?"
Hermione went to Madam Pomfrey with uncontrollable hiccups to see if she could do something to stop them. Madam Pomfrey examined her all over and then pronounced gravely, "I got news for you, Miss Granger. You're pregnant." At that news Hermione fainted on the spot, and when she finally came round a few minutes later she asked "Oh, dear - am i really pregnant?" - "Of cause not!" she said "But it has cured your hiccups, hasn't it?"
